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Zeph, Male 26yrs, $250, No children and Non-smoker

Zeph, Male 26yrs

Online 17 days ago

Rent budget

$250pw

Preferred stay length

3 months

Move date

Now

About me

Hello future housemate/s!

Pleased to meet you!
Come in, sit down and let me introduce you to both myself and Mr Domino.

We are soon to be refugees as I have just sold my house on the Gold Coast and we're in limbo until I find the perfect new abode to purchase in either Brisbane or Gold Coast (this must be what it's like for women searching for the perfect pair of shoes - you now have my empathy).

Facts about me:

- 58% Introvert, 40% Extrovert and 2% Alien.
- Fluent Sarcasm is my native tongue, being serious is being boring.
- Thrive on daily barbaric and crude banter, if you're not laughing, you may as well be dead.
- Often referred to as living like a gypsy in a hospital, few belongings and excessively clean. I all but own shares in Aldi surface wipes and IKEA lint-rollers.
- Will avoid pubs, nightclubs, etc. like the plague, there's more to life than being inebriated.
- Posess a large collection of colognes. Will not leave the bedroom without smelling like David Jones' cosmetics section.
- Partial to flipping pages, not channels. Quite fond of documentaries and thought-provoking movies.
- Afficianado of picking weights up and putting them back down on a daily basis - foregoing the ego.

FAQ's

So, Zeph, what do you do with your time?

- Having worked in the coal mines for years, I'm now two years into a well-deserved sabbatical.

Zeph, what do you like to do for fun?

- Waking up each day with a clean slate is pretty fun - highly recommend it. Quite spontaneous in my demeanour, I will find joy in an array of things. Whether it's falling out of a perfectly good plane or reading self-improvement books whilst I apricate on the beach - I'm happy.

Facts about Domino:

- THE most awesome, placid and sweet natured dog there is - try not to steal him upon meeting him, I challenge you.
- Will pull some impressive tricks, especially if the instructing human is offering an irresistible treat, or is an attractive female (my fault, he copied me).
- Can play soccer better than any soccer team in the Southern Hemisphere (I can prove it).
- Has an IQ that's higher than most humans I've encountered, never misses a trick.
- Loves cuddles and lots of affection, I may be the softest Border Collie owner you'll ever meet. He has never been smacked/hit/abused in his life and it will remain that way.
- Has barked a grand total of six times in his life, not sure why he even has a voice box. I secretly think he's a cat disguised as a dog.

So, I am looking to rent a room, studio, part of a house, a tent, kitchen cupboard, a spare nook or cranny - so long as I can bring my toilet trained, heartthrob, handsome Domino with me.

I am open to living anywhere south of Surfers Paradise or pretty much anywhere in Brisbane - send me a message if you think we tick the boxes for you, I'm flexible.

With any luck, you're still awake after reading all of that. If so, thank you for your time!

:)

Working full time
No children
Non-smoker

Preferred accommodation types

Room(s) in an existing share house
Studio flats for rent
Granny flat for rent
1 bedroom flat for rent
Whole properties for sharing
Student accommodation
Shared Room
Homestay
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