I value manners, hygiene and respect privacy. I usually keep to myself unless something fun is happening.
I like parties but not ay my house hehe.
You'll never have to ask me for rent, I work full time.
I love to cook, so you can taste my creations if you want :P
You won't have to ask me to clean after myself cause I can't live in sticky, dusty place :/
If you laugh at my jokes I'll pay more rent.
Also, the last sentence is a lie. But you should still laugh at my jokes ;P