|Room Type||Private room|
|Furnishing||Flexible with furnishings|
|Length of Stay||Minimum 6 months|
|Bond||2 weeks rent|
|Bills||Included in rent|
|Internet||Unlimited included in rent|
|Parking||Off street parking|
Are you seeking an action packed adventure with three awesome people? Or maybe just looking for a spacious room in Windsor that Time Magazine once declared “a spacious room in Windsor” (Insert fictitious reference here). Then this is the house you have been looking for!
Talk about location! (ok I will). Located only 3ks from the Valley and 4ish kms to the city, you could be drunk walking home in no time. Think of the convenience.
Just (literally) down the road from the RBH. Perfect for those medically inclined people (and the accident-proned).
Best of all there is 3 different lighting shops within 200meters. Think of the home decorating.
THE ROOM (the actual room, not the movie)
It is so big that you could swing a cat in it (I am not sure why or how, but I won’t ask questions if you don’t).
You will have enough space to fit your clothes, while still leaving enough room for the door to Narnia (BYO door to Narnia). The room comfortable fits a queen bed with room for a desk or drawers. We have a queen bed available if you need.
In one word – “sheltering”
In many words – our house features a nice kitchen with all the modern (READ modern for 1980) appliances, a bar, and a built in fish tank full of voraciously trained attack goldfish (it’s better than an alarm system).
Spanning from “The House” to “The Fence” is a massive (fenced-ish) piece of land that we affectionately have been calling “The Yard”. Perfect for anyone looking to sneak someone out of the slammer through an elaborate series of tunnels, or for a cat or dog* (or a kick-ass capybara) to run around in (and dig tunnels). (Two huskies currently live at the property however are vacating within the next month)
*cats or small dogs only
Includes: Electricity/water and all that boring stuff. Also Unlimited Wifi & Hammock! WOOO!
Lisa & Harry- when not sciencing at the hospital, Lisa is using her incredible skills to turn simple things like flower and sugar into cake and other things. Harry splits his time between work (obviously), being outdoorsy, and blind taste testing shots of wine (that’s not a typo).
At the end of the day, we all sit around the coffee table or lounge room and chat. We do share cooking, that way we only really only have to cook couple of times a week. Yay…laziness.
Enough about us, lets talk about you.
You should reply to this ad if you are:
- employed (or able to pay rent)
- looking for someone aged 18 - early 30's
- fun and easy going
- can cook a mean /delicious bowl of gluten free spaghetti
- Up for a beer/passionfruit udl at the end of the day and keen for a bit of a chat
- no smokers, no drugs
- Secretly Batman (seriously…)
$180 for a single (ask about a couple)
Saturday 24th February