|Room Type||Private room|
|Length of Stay||Flexible|
|Bond||2 weeks rent|
|Bills||Not included in rent|
|Internet||Available but not included in rent|
|Parking||Off street parking|
Dear potential roomates,
This offer is not for everyone. those of you who have saved every penny for most of your life to afford a down payment and currently work around the clock the make mortgage repayments, I commend you on your efforts, but this ad is not for you.
Our current room mate is going sky diving today so just to hedge our bet to make rent next month we need a person on reserve. In order to be considered as a suitable replacement you must have the following character qualities:
3. Considerate of others
4. Enjoy watching bad action movies
5. Can take a joke
6. And willing to do everyones taxes in July.
Now when it comes to the house description i can carry on about how newly renovated it is and how the place comes fully furnished and how clean it is but i like to cut straight to the point... we have a N64 with super smash brothers, that it self should be the main reason you will be moving in.
With the high chance that Barry will perish in a sky diving accident to day we will take all applicants emails seriously.
if you have any questions check us an email and i will attend to it between Mario cart and 007 Golden eye.