|Room Type||Private room|
|Length of Stay||Minimum 6 months|
|Bond||2 weeks rent|
|Bills||Not included in rent|
|Internet||Available but not included in rent|
|Parking||Off street parking|
Have you ever wanted to wake up to the smells of close cafe's and listen to the sounds of birds chirping?
Then this beautiful townhouse in East Victoria Park is for you.
Although you can't necessarily smell the cafe's from the house in the mornings... sometimes we make toast and burn it... and isn't that the same thing really?
Also there's a large family of birds that lives in a giant tree over the back fence, they sound like a large Italian family fighting over the last of the meatballs every Sunday at like 7am. Seems to be a recent thing, so we're basically hoping that the rain washes away their will to be up that early.
Internet is unlimited and bills are reasonably cheap- and our dryer just died so the bills are destined to be cheaper now, clothes will now be hung over the house as decoration. Also we don't use pegs. It's a weird house rule. You would obviously be allowed to, we're not that strict on this rule... or any rules.
There's an air conditioner in your own double sized room with double wardrobe. You'll share a bathroom with Kate (not me) but I'm told that she is a very easy person to share a bathroom with, she doesn't have several thousand hair products on the floor of the shower...as of this morning. She's going to weekly meetings about this and she's doing well.
The house is two stories so as an added bonus, by the time you're ready for work in the mornings (also a small requirement of living here), and you've forgotten several thousand things, you'll also have found 30. #freshreddingforstereo.
The house is fully furnished except your wannabe room, which is looking pretty sad and bare. We don't require you to sign a lease, you'll be sub leasing from us. there's a double car port (not lock up) and basically at the end of the working day we race for car bays (there is a lot of other parking- we just like to compete).
We keep a spare room for any tinder dates you can't commit to, or friends of friends who are in the area (side note: we are willing to rate your Tinder dates on a scale of ten and discuss your personal life in front of strangers).
Also we have an N64. Mario kart is used to decide all major house decisions (Kate's rubbish anyway).
You must not be:
An aspiring alcoholic
An aspiring recorder player
A Nicholas Cage fan
Have a dog (our cats would never come home)
Someone who has a bong in your profile picture on Facebook
You'll be living with two mid twenty-something females. We enjoy being social, we also enjoy hibernating in our rooms with Netflix.
We function very much like a family, we cook meals together, fight over TV shows and have two shared cats that inhabit/own the house. If you're allergic or you have beautiful puppies, unfortunately this won't be the house for you- the cats would take any other animals brought into the house as a personal attack on them. You will doubt their existence until you make the mistake of leaving your bedroom door open and come home to two fat cats looking at you like you've interrupted their date when you walk unwittingly into your own room. Moral of the story? Shut your door if you don't like sharing your belongings with two rescue cats who are spoiled.
We've been friends for 5 years and living together for 2 years, and haven't killed each other yet.
We're both working professionals, we pay rent every week on time and make a habit of having regular family date nights.
|Pop Teaz||Close by|
|Meekin Thai Restaurant||~ 7 min walk|
|Wealthy Thai Cuisine||~ 8 min walk|
|Cafe 259||~ 8 min walk|
|Swadesh Indian Restaurant||~ 9 min walk|
|Sussex St After Devenish St||~ 4 min walk|
|Sussex St After Etwell St||~ 4 min walk|
|Etwell St After Basinghall St||~ 5 min walk|
|Etwell St After Nottingham St||~ 5 min walk|
|Sussex St Before Etwell St||~ 6 min walk|
|Coles Supermarkets||~ 12 min walk|
|Iga Supermarkets||~ 15 min walk|
|Nosh Gourmet Food & Gifts||~ 15 min walk|
|Kongs Trading PTY Ltd.||~ 16 min walk|
|Aussie Canvas||~ 18 min walk|
|Carlisle||~ 29 min walk|