|Room Type||Private room|
|Length of Stay||Flexible|
|Bond||4 weeks rent|
|Bills||Not included in rent|
|Internet||Available but not included in rent|
|Parking||On street parking|
open plan living and kitchen with access to a private courtyard. close to the 109 tram and the ever popular bay st, with the beach, just a short walk away.
I am an Abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single-handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to refurbish an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations with Magnum, P.I. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair, whilst in Canada, on holiday. The laws of physics do not apply to me. I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. On weekends, to let off steam, I participate in full-contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraodinary four-course meals using only a mouli and a toaster. I breed prizewinning clams. I have won bullfights in San Juan, and cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka
To be continued...