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Owen St, Brunswick West, Melbourne

Free to messageGranny flat for rent
Contact Chris Talbot

About the property

Just a short walk from the hustle and bustle of Sydney Rd, but tucked away in a quiet area. This is a totally self contained granny flat with its own separate entrance is neat and tidy and surprisingly large. Its the perfect place to wait out the zombie apocalypse as it has an extremely strong defensive system* that is guaranteed to keep out any attacking zombies......... that can't open a gate.

And while you're fighting off zombies, to make things just a little more pleasant you can enjoy a split system air conditioner, ummm, lots of light, hardwood floors, a modern bathroom, a nice size kitchen, and best of all, it has me as a neighbour. And while it has its own separate side entrance but you'll have to a share the backyard with me so I'm sure you'll occasionally see me out there...... battling with zombies.

The flat is at the rear of the house I'm in with teenage children (well trained) every second weekend.

So I'm sure you also want know a little about your potential new neighbour, yours truly. Ok let's see……. Ummmm, this is hard.... I really should have prepared something instead of wasting all that time watching Scooby Doo reruns....... OK, I've got something - I once saw a cat ride a dog like a horse! I mean the cat was sitting on the dog as if the dog were a horse, not that the cat was like a horse riding on a dog, that would be unpossible! What else…. How about this….. There was the time that I met those two fish who were looking for the little orange and white fish’ son. That was an adventure…… good times indeed.
Anyway enough about me, let's talk about you……..
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Hello, is there anyone there?
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crickets…………….
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Well this is awkward.
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No one has read this far down before.
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And I have no idea why no one else has made it this far…..,
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Interesting……
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You should probably get in touch and organise an inspection of the bungalow before someone else (probably someone self quarantining knowing my luck) snaps it up.

NB. Furniture available if needed:
Couch
Drawers
washing machine
etc*

* "defence system" and "etc" not included

Message Chris Talbot to request an inspection

To inspect this room, send a message introducing yourself and ask to see their inspection times.

Property Details

$350 weekly rent$1400 bond
Bills included in rentInternet included in rent
Minimum 3 months stayAvailable now
Anyone welcome
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