Heyhey 🙂 I previously lived in Melbourne for a year and am now moving back on the 8th of march to study here after about a year and a half of traveling. I'm swedish, almost 22 and I'll be working in hospitality(barista) as well as studying. On my free time I play guitar, sketch and paint, make crystal pendants and a bunch of good stuff. I like to laugh and I also make jokes sometimes. I'm a very social person and am also used to living with other people, meaning I love a good chat and bev but also respect other peoples space and will of course be respectful of shared living areas. I enjoy going out for drinks and a boogie but can also spend a full night watching stupid shows in bed. I'm pet free, neat and will be staying in Melbourne for at least two years. I'm looking for a place to call home, meaning I'd love to live with like minded people who don't mind hanging out now and then. Please feel free to shoot me a message if I sound like a person you'd like to live with. ✌
Hello! I'm Stefani, i'm 30. I grew up in Sydney. Recently moved back to Australia after three years living in Europe. I'm about to start full-time work for the Vic government in the city so i'm principally looking for a house or flat in the north melbs area but also very open to other areas for the right house. I'm looking for an established share house, with friendly and respectful flatmates. I enjoy having a beer or fortnightly house dinner with my flatmates if that's what everyone is into, i'm usually a fairly busy person so probably won't be spending too much time at home. I'm pretty easy going on the whole but I do prefer to live in a clean space. On more of a personal note, I love swimming, politics, french cinema and reading the classics. Also absolutely adore dogs so very open to a pup in the house if you've already got one. I've been living in sharehouses on and off for the past twelve years so I'm very respectful of property/neighbours, and i'm a reliable, considerate and respectful person who likes the calmer side of life. I'm free to come by to meet you and see the room whenever it suits so please feel free to get in touch by email. Cheers, Stefani
Laid back couple, easy to get on with and we love cooking with and for people so we'll be making all the meals haha. We just want to find a nice base that we can relax in and enhance our Australian adventure :)
Self employed girl geak engineer and electronic music lover. I am looking for a new home with people who have a life outside of the house but also like to chill and share a wine and chat from time to time. I don't smoke but I don't mind if you do, not fussed on what others eat or sexuality as its all relative, each to their own. Mutual respect is where it's at. Flexible with move dates, ideally mid to late March. If you have a garden, that would be awesome. Again, not a deal breaker though. I love animals but don't have any. It would be cool to live with someone who has a dog, happy to help out walking it sometimes even. 6 months minimum is preferred because it's a bit of a mission changing homes. :)
Hi, I'm Quentin, 23 years old from France. I arrived in Melbourne on Monday night and I just started an internship to validate my Master's degree at the Walter and Eliza Hall Institute of Medical Research near the Royal Melbourne Hospital. I am looking for an accommodation available ASAP for a period of 6-7 months. I am paid and I also received a French scholarship for my internship, so I will have no problem paying my rent on time. Since my 18 years I do house/flatsharing, so I am more than accustomed. During this period, I crossed many people from different countries not any Australian yet ! Sociable by nature, I know how to adapt to the characters of my roommates, I do my share of household tasks and I am a real cordon bleu ! Even if we separate our food, I often cook or do pastries to pass the time. You could have your share ! I will also be delighted to start a discussion about a beer or a glass of wine either outside or at home. I think I'm never short of discussion, this is surely my French side! Cheers, Quentin.
Israeli with aussie citizinship, currently living with my brother, working in editing in TV, I am very chill and adaptable, just trying to slowly build a life here in melbourne. would like to find a place where I can have my privacy but also have people around to talk to which could be nice. yeah that sounds about right :)
We are a french couple looking for an accommodation ASAP. We are easy to live with, we respect space and sleep of our room mates. We are clean and organized. We want to stay in Melbourne during our WHV to work here, enjoy cultural life and meet new people.
Hey I'm Dan, 22, full time employed in financial services, laid back, gay, pretty extraverted. I'm relatively new to Melbourne and looking to move near the CBD. Would love to find one or more cool housmates. I like Great food, beer, wine & whisky and I'm told I'm excellent company to binge watch nextflix and drink cheap wine with. If your a fan of Doctor Who, Game of Thrones or South Park that's already a great start. I'm pretty chilled out, like to keep a clean place. I don't have any gender or cultural preferences on who I live with, as long as your friendly and good company I'm we will get along great. Also somewhere with a car park would be great.
I'm from the UK and have been travelling in Australia on a working holiday visa since January. I'm now looking to work in Melbourne for 2-4 months. My field of work is in education administration and I am looking to get an administration job in Melbourne. My main interests are sport, in particular tennis, and going to see live music. I'd describe myself as a very tidy and laid back person and I'm looking to find a nice private room somewhere fairly central in Melbourne.
Im a part-time visual arts student looking for a small self contained flat or studio space close to transport into the city. Im quiet and self dependant, not a partier at all, I work hard to support myself but right now I'm commuting back and forth between Melbourne and Rural Victoria, which is a difficult task, and I would like to relocate permanently. My move date Isn't set in stone but i would like to be living in Melbourne as soon as possible.
Hi there! I'm Rieneke, dutch girl from Amsterdam who just moved here for a PhD at the University of Melbourne, so I'm looking for a nice place to live in Melbourne! About me..I studied geology in Amsterdam and Innsbruck (Austria), now ready to start a PhD in climate research, which luckily enough it became a passion. I also love outdoor, music, salsa dancing, reading, dogs, photography and of course the social stuff. I'm looking for a roommate (or two or three) to share a place with, I'm also open to teamups. I'm easygoing, in for a chat or a drink and I'm clean (although there's nothing wrong with a stain of life happening) and I pay my bills. ;) Cheers, Rieneke
Im a barista and graphic designer. I'm respectful, easy going, clean and tidy. I always pick up after myself and I cook some mean food! I'm a pretty chilled vegan and can cook wicked meat dishes too! I enjoy my own space but don't mind a beer and a boogie here and there :)
I am currently a Manager for cotton on relocating to Melbourne. I am a very laid back guy, easy to get along with and very respectable. I am a bit of a clean freak so cleaning up after myself wont be an issue! I will be working 4 days one week and 6 days the following week in a fortnight, so I wont be around all the time. I am very into my health and fitness and love to have a bit of fun on the weekend! I am a very easy person to get along with, but also know how to and respect personal space :)
My name is Teresa, I am from Germany originally and have been living in Australia since March last year. I`m looking for some lovely people to live with who don`t mind doing things together occasionally as a household, and would enjoy going out for a beer or watching a movie together. That being said I love to have time to myself, watching a movie or reading. So having some alone time is important as well. I`m house trained and have lots of share house experience. I`m Vegetarian (trying to be as vegan as possible), but I don`t wave flags about it. LGBT friendly, pet friendly. I`m big into movies, coffee and art as well as road trips and exploring. Please feel free to contact me!
Hi! We are a couple of young Architects from Argentina. Mi name is Juan Pedro (28) and with my girlfriend Carla (27) we are looking for a nice, social and clean space to stay at least 3 moths. Carla is with a student Visa and i have a working holiday one. We are really easy going, kind and responsible people, so we pretend to share with same people. We really like social moments such as cooking, BBQ, listen music and explore new places. Thank you, and hope to hear back soon! Juan Pedro
I'm travelling from Canada on a working holiday visa with my partner Alex. I'm a vet nurse, he's into marketing management. We've been living and working in Cairns for the past 6 months, made a stopover in Bali and will be arriving to Melbourne on Monday 27th. We are looking for a room for 1 week while we get settled in and find long term accommodation. We are quite, professional, down to earth people. Hopefully this short notice arrangement can work. Thank you
50% Brazilian, 50% French and a big cup of coffee addiction for both of us. Easy going, we are looking for a room in a share flat with some people who love good food and sometimes sharing one (or two ... or three) glass of wine.
Moving down to Melbourne with my girlfriend and am looking for a house somewhere close to the city with cool people to live with. We are really easy going and can get along with anyone, super tidy, chilled out, love to hang out but also respect the fact that people like their own down time and space.
Hi potential future-flatmates!! I'm from Hobart, Tasmania, and I've just moved to Melbourne for university (UniMelb), so I'm hoping to find a place in that area somewhere. I play hockey and I also do a bit of orienteering (bonus points if you don't have to google 'what is orienteering'), and I've got a bike to get from A to B. That makes me sound quite a bit more energetic than I am, but I do have my lazy moments (trust me). Also, if you want a pub-buddy, then look no further! Say 'beer' or 'wine' or 'alcohol' and I'll be there with bells on. Same goes for coffee. I hope that I'm easy to live with, I do chores and I generally clean up after myself. I listen to music a lot, especially when I'm studying, but if you don't like that then thats why I've got headphones. I don't mind moving into a non-furnished place, but if its furnished, then, well, what a bonus. I don't smoke, I love animals, I'm not a morning person, and I eat almost continuously (but don't worry, I wont eat your food). I like sitting down for a Netflix marathon, and also occasionally having house dinners. I've ticked 'working part-time' because hopefully I will have a casual hospo job by then (anyone know of one going..?) but I am currently unemployed, unfortunately. Also flexible with moving in dates and preferred length of stay. Hopefully my rambling has convinced you that I'd be a cool person to live with! If you think so just give me a yell and we can meet up!!
Hi! My name is Patrick and I'm a 27 year german from Berlin. I arrived in Melbourne at the beginning of Feb and working since then full time (weekdays 9 to 6ish) for Foodora (this pink food delivery company) as a Key Account Manager. I’m social, active, respectful and an all round great guy :) I like to spend my free time going to events around the city, in the gym, hanging out with friends, watching movies and etc. But I´m always ready to try new activities! For example, spotting weird animals has been my new hobby in Australia. I have plenty of experience sharing apartments and can appreciate a nice community as well as privacy. I'm also responsible, clean and reliable - just a classic german ;) I'm happy to do my bit around the house and will take care of the rent and bills without a hassle. Not too interested in a party house, but a friendly and easy-going share-house environment. Feel free to contact me if you have a spare room that I might be interested :)
Hello! I am a 24-year-old female from San Francisco, CA studying Communications and Media Studies at Swinburne for a semester. I also work part-time and am extremely responsible financially! I am often inspired and a lover of all things creative: dancing, music, graphic design, fine arts, and food! Whether it's a mom and pop shop, hole-in-the-wall eatery, cafe or bar, I love to explore new places (which is why I'm here in Melbourne!). I'm a friendly and considerate roommate and always prefer clean environments where I stay. I would love to discuss further details about a space to stay at during my time in the beautiful city of Melbourne!
My name is Rachel, I'm 28 years old and from Amsterdam, the Netherlands. I just finished my PhD on leukemia research in Amsterdam and I will continue working on that topic at the Walter and Eliza Hall Institute as a Postdoctoral fellow. I'm a social person, and when I'm not working, I have dinner parties with friends, go to nice restaurants/bars/gigs or other nice things Amsterdam has to offer. I really love doing yoga to relax or spend a night at home just watching Netflix.
Hello fellow housemates. I'm a happy, positive and easy going sort, I enjoy living a healthy lifestyle, I LOVE cooking with fresh produce and exercising whenever I get the chance. I'm working full-time in childcare and studying my Diploma of Early childhood by distance, so during the week I'm quite busy and tired and will most likely spend time on my computer studying ( although I am easily distracted). On the weekends I try not to take life too seriously, I like to meet new people/experience new things, love the outdoors and adventuring, eating out, eating in, enjoy meeting with friends/family, love live music and although rarely drink enjoy a night out and a cheeky bev. In terms of living I am very clean and would benefit housing with similar minded/mature people who respect each other's privacy but all get along well and are generally happy people (:
Hi! We are both students from Melbourne University in post-grad programs (Vet program and Clinical Audiology). We are looking for a 2 bedroom location available to move in June. If we like the location, we will likely rent for long term. We are asking for the location to be convenient with trams or bus to Melbourne and CBD (no more than 30 min). Rent to range from $150-200/week and include all the utilities (water, electricity, and internet), and further be fully furnished. We are hard working and very social! We are both clean, quiet, and do not smoke.
I'm a mid-twenties happyfat queer girl working in early childhood, with a BSc and the occasional open mic or gig at Hares & Hyenas and the like. I love singing, baths, netflix, independent theatre, great food, referencing memes in real life, reading, and basically having a lot of feelings about everything. Not a party animal usually, but a late-night rambling chat is my jam! I may come with a lizard, mostly confined to her tank, but TBC. Pet friendly, especially if they're snuggly! I'm not a neat freak, but I'm house trained and a decent cook! Communal meals are very highly rated and while I need my recharge time, I like enjoying the company of the people I live with! You can always share my chips. I like scrubbing showers but haven't got the hang of gardening, and maybe I talk too much about the cool stuff the babies do at work, but all over I am made of love and I'm keen to find some new people.
Hello everyone! I'm a 22 year student from India and I'm on a hunt for accommodation near Melbourne CBD or any nearby suburb from 26th February onward. Can cook Indian food, very passionate about sports and have a keen interest in travelling & trekking.
Just moved to Melbourne from NYC. Happily just found a job and am now looking for an apartment! I like to keep my space clean and don't smoke. I enjoy good food and music and generally having a good time with friends in a social environment.
Hellooo I have just moved to Melbourne last week from Byron Bay, I'm originally from Perth, Western Australia. I've come over here on a whim, I've scored some waitressing work and I'm planning on studying herbal medicine 💚💚 I enjoy creating a harmonious environment within the home. I pride myself on keeping a nice and clean space that always feels fresh. I love having lots of plants in and around the house. I love cooking and sharing meals socially. I am very open, approachable and naturally caring.
3 friends; sociable, friendly, reliable. Looking for a place to rent together. Happy to team up with others but ideally maximum 4 people in total.
Zest for life, can also teach you some sweet as Latin dance moves! I work 5 days a week but free on weekends and in the evenings for social events and you guessed it, salsa dancing. Looking for good company and open minded people to share some fun experiences with!
I'm a 26 years old Civil Engineer who just moved to Melbourne to start a Master Program. I've already lived abroad and I'm an easygoing person. I like to get to know different people and cultures. I'm a very respective person and organized with my stuff. I'm looking for a room in an apartment to share with some people around my age to hang out some times but also have my privacy to study.
hi guys, I'm new in this great city. got a full time job here 8-5 and enjoy exploring the rest of the time. I'm a clean and tidy person, loves sports/xfit, cinema, interior designs, and I cook at home sometimes. so welcome to have a beer, or share some Chinese homemade food with me ;) I also respect a lot of privacy, so I can be very quiet sometime.
Hi i'm Kathleen, Canadian interning in Melbourne for the next 3-4 months. I'm independent, easy going, clean, respectful and even occasionally funny. I like exploring, hiking, brunch and reading. I Let me know if you think you can put up with me for a few months, cheers! :)
I am an international student (Filipino from Singapore) and I will be studying full-time at University of Melbourne and I am looking for a place to stay that is near the university. Sporty, goes to the gym, non-smoker and adventurous! I can cook but not very well. I value cleanliness a lot and doing house chores is not a problem.
!!! PLEASE READ!!! - I HAVE SAVINGS AND WOULD PREFERABLY LEASE A HOUSE AND PAY A DOWN PAYMENT OF 3-6 MONTHS STRAIGHT AWAY. MONTHLY PAYMENTS ARE ALSO FINE BUT I CAN PAY A FEW MONTHS OF RENT TO ESTABLISH THAT I WILL PAY ON TIME- Hello, I am a very social, organised and clean student who works two jobs. I am currently studying my second year in Psychology. Love to cook so there will always be food. I am usually busy with uni, work and family so I wouldn't be in the way but at the same time would be down to catch up over a glass of wine. Looking for respectful people in a nice clean house. Thanks and please do contact me if you think we would be suitable flat mates.
We are 2 US students studying on exchange at La Trobe University. We are looking for a place to stay for four months, as we are here for one semester. We are clean, friendly, social, and adventurous! Willing to share a room as long as there are two beds. We are looking for a place ASAP but can be flexible with the move-in date.
I pay the bills on time, I clean up after myself and you generally won't hear from me too much. I work full-time as a software dev in the city and I ride a motorbike which needs a place to stay also.
G'day! I am Bram (25 yo) from The Netherlands. My story in short: After finishing my Masters degree in Mechanical Engineering followed by a working year, I found it too obvious and not adventurous enough to continue my working career in The Netherlands. Let's try 17,000 kilometers beyond: Straya! During my studies the past 7 years I have always lived in social shared student houses in both The Netherlands and the US (did a part of my degree in the US). I really like the social thing about living together: hanging around, have some beers, nonsense talking, sharing your irritations of that day with dinner, etc. Hence, I would prefer to live in a social vibrant shared house. I am entering Australia on a working holiday visa, however my goal is to stay here for a couple years and find a sponsorship for an engineering job. Although I know everyone is describing themselves with the same keywords I am still gonna do it ;). I am easy going, I feel myself most comfortable in social surroundings, I have a work to live mentality and I have a lot of diverse interests. About my interests: I am a football addict, the round ball version to be clear. Furthermore, I like music. I play saxophone myself and I often go to music festivals. Hooroo!
Friendly, healthy living. Likes to keep things clean and looking nice. Respect others space and privacy. I have goals I'm working toward so I'll be very active and focused on my activities. Things i like; Yoga Aerial Silks Fire Dancing Contemporary Dance Hula Hooping Gardening Nature Sewing Creating Costumes / acts / performances Dancing Healthy food Having meaningful conversations Making good connections and friends
Hi all, My name is Elvis; am a 23 years old Italian guy (turning 24 on September) I recently finished studying full time (network security ) at TAFE NSW and bartending at the casinò (Sydney) till now ..Since I completed my cert4 in network security (November 2016) I decided to apply for VU in footscray and I got accepted .. so I had to pack my stuff from Sydney to head down to Melbourne for a new life ... I'm searching for a house ASAP that I can call home or somewhere where i can temporary stay while searching for the right place. Possibly Close to the CBD (Richmond Area, Fitztroy ,somewhere not far from a train station for me to go to uni ) My hobbies are : going out for drinks with friends when i'm not busy with work and studies, playing soccer (I was a semi pro back home and I'm looking forward in finding a team in Melbourne that'll keep me busy), watching movies/series , and finally I love listening to music (techno-hip hop -rnb -house).... must of the time while I'm studying I often listen to some ; it's my antistress Let me know if I might be the right person for anyone!! I'm open for any inspections Cheers Elvis
François and I are clean, fun, we love talking and meeting new people, but we can be very quiet if you need some "space". We love reading, François loves writing, learning new languages, I love cooking and baking!! We are in Australia since 5 months and we want to come in Melbourne to discover this city , meeting new nice people and working to save some money and continue our trip!!
I'm a 20 year old female who is a POC and Queer. I'm studying music at University. I love the art scene around Melbourne and I love exploring the inner suburbs. I'm a really clean and tidy person as well! yay I'm really fun and enthusiastic person, and I'm always there if someone needs a helping hand. Also really into skateboarding and just an allrounder chilled person!
I'm a 25-year old nice, fun, outgoing guy from Egypt. I love exploring new things, meeting new people, and watching new series and movies. I'm a great storyteller, and I love food. I am a very flexible and accommodating person. I value personal space and always make sure to give my flatmates the privacy they need. Hygiene, bathroom in particular, is very important to me. Bonus point: I will bring a lot of goodies from the Land of the Pharaohs. Currently I am a construction professional and will be moving to Australia in February to study construction law at the University of Melbourne. For fun I enjoy hiking, hitting the beach, listening to new music, playing video games, and going out with friends. Soon enough I will be picking up surfing as a new passion.
Hi, my names Keogh. I am easy going, respectful of other peoples space, yet sociable & like to be around other people when at home. I am tidy, will ensure my rent is paid on time and am happy to cook together as a house if thats something you would be interested in. I am starting this week at Melbourne UNI doing Commerce & need somewhere ASAP to move in. I enjoy skating, diving (snorkelling), work on weekends at a local cafe, am just starting to get into photography, and of course enjoy spending time with friends. I am available anytime on my mobile if you have any questions. Thanks.
My name is Kay, male, from West Africa. I'm currently a graduate student at CSU melbourne campus, studying for a Masters in Business Administration. I'm a very friendly person, and easy to get along with. I like to read, i also like to sketch sometimes. I love music and I like to cook. I don't smoke, but occassionally, i like to have a few beers wit my friends. I am very tidy, homely and quiet. I try to respect other people's space as well as their lifestyle, sexual orientation, religion and culture, but I'm also good for a chit chat every now and then. Uhhh... I'm loyal, dependable and nice. and I'm open to sharing a house with either male, female or both And yeah! I've got no pets.
I'm currently studying sound production/music industries at RMIT full time, have had previous experience in shared living environments, and there will most probably always be a supply of hommus if I am around! As a housemate, I would consider myself a considerate, tidy (and by tidy, I mean capable of cleaning up mess beyond my own space), open-minded/socially conscious, financially secure person, who is looking for a long-term, stable living environment to settle into. A creative environment would be really neat, and I'd also love to be friendly with my housemates too, instead of just occupying the same space! In my spare time I like to make soft vocal music (don't worry about noise though, this is all done through headphones!), watch films, go on aberrantly long walks and sometimes go to gigs/events on the weekends.
I'm Suzie from Germany and I'm very open-minded, easy-going and uncomplicated. I'm very impressed by Melbourne and I want to make the best of my stay here. When I'm not at work, I love to cook and spending some time with my lovely friends. Furthermore I love petting my cat Filou and listen too electronic music and deep house. One of my biggest interests is fashion...I'm literally a fashion addict. Since I have a full-time job here in Melbourne I'm reliable to pay the weekly rent. Cleanliness and respect for the host are self-evident to me. I want to explore as much as possible in Melbourne and it would be cool, if you're also an open-minded person, who can give me some recommendations :)
Hello potential housemates. My name is Jacqui, I am 27 years old and I'm a nurse at St Vincent's Hospital. I work a variety of shifts each week, which means i am sometimes not home a lot. I am friendly and a down to earth girl originally from country Victoria, however have been living in Melbourne for 5 years now. In my free time, i enjoy keeping active which sees me at the gym or walking regularly, i like spending time with friends, going away on weekend trips or snow skiing in Winter. I also love to chill out at home with a book or Netflix and i enjoy cooking too. Looking to find a nice home with friendly housemate/s who socialise at times but also do their own thing too. I am a tidy and respectful housemate.
Hi, I'm sachi.Early thirties I'm a part time Japanese chef and student in Melbourne. I'm gospel singer in Japan and I was student counselor in scholarship foundation for 11years. -About me- I'm Japanese style tidy, clean, respectfully laugh a lot and love art & music person . I'll stay in Melbourne 1〜 2 years or more it means depends on school ( college or uni). I hope I can stay Melbourne whole my life! Thank you.
Ophélie & I are a young couple from New Caledonia, which is a french island in the Pacific Ocean. I am coming to Melbourne for a master in the University of Melbourne, while Ophélie will be in internship related to here master of Luxury and Fashion in Paris. We are very easy-going, and appeciate a lot to meet new people. As most of New Caledonians, we are totally fond of Watersports and sailing, but also other sports in general. We also love to travel and discover new places.
Hi my name is Renee i am a 31 year old female looking for an unfurnished room close to the city. I work full time in north melbourne, am very clean, friendly and love making new friends. I enjoy going out for dinner and having a beer or 2. Please get in contact with me to chat further i would love to hear from you :)
Hi, I'm from Canada/QLD and have lived in Melbourne for a couple years now. I currently work in the city at an advertising agency. After work I often go to the gym or go out for a few drinks over dinner. Weekends I enjoy trying new brunch spots, going for drives outside of Melbourne or head out for drinks. I used to play touch footy and netball and would love to start again! I currently live with a friend in preston but would love to meet new people in a sharehouse.
I am a 28 year old guy from Amsterdam who quit his job after working 8 years full time as a young professional in Telecommunications. I did this because I realized my current life situation was not going to make me happy in the end. I've recently arrived in Melbourne and I noticed I really love it here. That's why I'm looking for a place to call home for a longer period. I'm also looking for work so I probably will be working full time or at least as much as possible. People appreciate me because of my positive, outgoing and happy attitude. I would describe myself as the 'just trying to be happy kinda guy'. I don't take life too seriously, I just try to make the best out of every moment. I'm sociable, reliable, friendly, considerate and trustworthy. I'm a vegetarian and a smoker (but can smoke outside), I love beers and I am a music lover in general (would love to learn to play any instrument!). Other things I appreciate: food & cooking, traveling, sustainable living, serious conversations, coffee, yoga, spirituality and the smell of washing powder. Ideally I'm seeking for a chilled out, homely and cosy plase to call home in area's like Fitzroy, Coburg, Brunswick, Northcote, Richmond, Collingwood, St. Kilda, Windsor or surrounding area's. BUT, I'm really flexible so if you have a room somewhere else, please let me know as well! At the moment I don't have a place to live so I would rather move in yesterday then tomorrow :) So if you are looking for an awesome housemate, don't hesitate to contact me right away so we could arrange a chat in real life soon (that probably gives a way better impression of myself then this story)