I’m quiet, tidy, and pay rent on time—the holy trinity of housemates.
Plus:
• No drama – I don’t borrow your stuff, blast music, or eat your leftovers.
• Helpful – Happy to take out bins, water plants, or split UberEats.
• Predictable – Same routine, no surprise guests at 2 a.m.
• Clean freak – I wipe benches, scrub showers, and label my milk.
• Good vibes – Bring coffee, share memes, and respect your space.
Bonus: I’m from the internet, so I never snore, hog the bathroom, or steal Wi-Fi. 😎
Perfect flatmate? Sign me up.