Cheyanne

✨ Flatmate Looking for a Home (Before Christmas!) ✨

Hi, I’m Cheyanne (shy-Anne) — a friendly, creative, easygoing woman barely hanging onto her 30s (I turn 40 in less than a month, send help and cake) and I’m looking for a stable, respectful home before Christmas.

I’m a recently divorced mum of three tiny chaos goblins — don’t worry, they won’t be living with me full-time, just visiting. I’m “one of the boys,” easy to talk to, and usually the one cracking jokes at the worst possible moment. I’m clean, reliable, always pay rent on time, and yes, I put the toilet roll on the correct way because I’m a civilised human.

I moved up to Queensland last year to stay close to my kids, and I’m currently staying with my ex in-laws — lovely people, but if I don’t move soon I may start organising their pantry by emotional trauma levels.

A bit about me:
• Creative, kind, and always trying to bring good vibes… even before coffee.
• I have a spicy brain (ADHD energy) and tend to attract fellow neurospicy legends.
• Survived a pretty dramatic car accident last year — crushed legs, crushed pelvis, crushed dignity — but came back like a sarcastic bionic woman. Stairs and I are frenemies, but I get by.
• On the disability pension with access to rent assistance, NDIS support, and housing assistance — translation: my rent is always sorted.

Fun fact: A lot of my life before the accident is documented on my now-abandoned YouTube channel. If you ever want to see more of me (or watch me being unintentionally chaotic on camera), I’m happy to share the link.

I’m an open book, a cheerful over-sharer, and I love a household where people are respectful, easygoing, and enjoy a laugh. Bonus points if you have snacks or a dog I can love as my own.

If you think I’d be a good fit, I’d love to chat and see if we vibe!