*“I’m a clean, respectful housemate with elite English banter — the kind that makes living together entertaining, not irritating.
I love a good chat, but I also seriously value my alone time, so you’ll get the perfect balance of social and silent.
I’m a swimming teacher doing private lessons (so a house with a pool is basically my natural habitat), and on the side I’m a seamstress/embroidery queen — meaning I can fix buttons, hem pants, and make things cute for free brownie points.
I pay rent and bills on time, cause zero drama, I have a 10 year old daughter who currently lives with her dad until I can find a stable place to call home , atm I get her most weekends