Lachie

Hey legends,

Up for grabs today is a 1995 model housemate, little bit dinged up, but still good.
Looking for a home, not just a room.

Pros:
Gluten & Dairy Free: Your food is safe
The Bilbo Effect: I vanish like a legend when needed
Musician: Occasional ambience, mostly tears
Pays Rent on Time: Adulting: 10/10
Clean: Can’t promise perfection, but dishes fear me
Chill: Drama bounces off me
Expert at Small Talk: Can chat or disappear mid-conversation
Master of TV References: Pop culture wizardry included
ADHD: Creative energy, sometimes productive chaos
Sometimes I’m Funny: Bonus laughs guaranteed
Clear Communicator: Mostly
Cooking: Can make edible meals, results may vary

Cons:
Not good at folding.

I really bring an unmistakable "Oh, this is your new housemate?" energy to proceedings.

If this sounds like it could work, I’d love to come by, share a cuppa tea, and see if we click.