I'm quiet most of the time and great fun the rest, I don't drink alcohol so won't be too loud, but I like to party so not boring.
I'm a chef so I won't make a mess of the kitchen, both because I clean well and because I'll probably be living of cereal and pesto pasta, but the rare occasion I do get the desire to cook; it'll be fucking great.
I'm unfortunately very British but i promise i won't squat in your house and steal all your stuff