Jamie

I'm quiet most of the time and great fun the rest, I don't drink alcohol so won't be too loud, but I like to party so not boring, I'm a chef so I won't make a mess of the kitchen, both because I clean well and because I'll probably be living of cereal and pesto pasta, but the rare occasion I do get the desire to cook; it'll fucking slap.
I'm unfortunately very British so my grating accent might be a problem but I'm sure you'll get over it.