Samuel

Looking for a flatmate who won’t steal your food but will happily judge you for eating cereal at 10pm? That’s me. I’m tidy enough to not attract rodents, but not so tidy that you’ll feel bad about leaving a mug in the sink. I pay rent on time, I don’t host surprise drum circles, and my most annoying habit is probably just existing — which I’m working on. I’ll laugh at your jokes even when they’re not funny, and I’ll pretend not to notice when you’ve worn the same hoodie for three days straight. Basically, I’m the perfect balance of chill and responsible… like a houseplant, but I can also help carry the groceries.