Africa

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Looking for a new housemate in 2026? 🧠🗣️🪷

Hi, I’m Africa, 27, diagnosed with liking pink (the colour not the singer) capricorn ☀️ 🌙 taurus ⬆️

I work as a disability support worker, also a dental assistant also a vet nurse.. i’m busy.

I’m vegan, creative, make music, painting, into philosophy/psych etc.

I’m looking to move to Melbourne (inner north / east ideally) from Canberra with my two cats in March.

I’m searching for a 2-bedroom rental and a housemate who’s hot, funny, & not allergic to cats or paying rent.

$300 pw budget

flexible on everything

most of my belongings are pink.. like the air fryer, the microwave, the kettle, the toaster etc

I’m tidy, not a clean freak but not dirty. I’m adhd, not a slob.

I’m generous, i don’t mind sharing things or cooking meals together and hanging out. I don’t mind having people over or having a party every once in awhile but i also don’t want constant traffic.

will force you to get drunk and write rap verse and record them.

Pros:

-can provide majority of essentials/furniture

-large spice collection (in pink containers)

-outgoing, funny but so chill & down to earth

-5 star reviews

-living out of home since 16 so i’m house trained

-decent cook

-adhd binge deep cleans

-cute cats

-esoteric baddie

-queer friendly

-rental references and good history + payslips

Cons:

-moon landing denier

-conspiracy theorist

-adhd messy sometimes

-slightly odd and off putting

-love to be in ur business

-night owl

-need a big room/master room for all my art/music stuff & king bed

-drag race elitist

CATS:

Spaghetti (tabby) - youngest, chaotic, will open doors, climb and get into anything edible. Highly intelligent, loves to go outdoors, sits and shakes on command, learning to use buttons. has cat netting and tracking collar

Oliver (tuxedo) 13yo, old man, lazy and chill except meows for food in mornings.

hmu if u want to start a cult