Christian and Flavia

Hi there, my name's Christian - I'm a 33 year old trapped at one of the big 4 consulting firms, please send help, I haven't seen the sun in months. My partner, Flavia, is currently trapped in Brazil - she'll arrive in Sydney in the middle of January 2026.

Besides providing both wisdom and laughter I'm also prone to joining in on whatever show you're highly invested in and will predict what happens next, much to your anger (which I will interpret as appreciation and awe). Flavia on the other hand, will just be happy to be there.

Will ask you to hold me to my word when I say I want to get fit next year, will also ask you to stop reminding me to go to the gym. You'll say things like "Christian, your girlfriend is beautiful, you need to get in shape for her." And I'll say, "I knowww, I knowwwwww" and then tell you how good it felt to exercise later, as if it was my idea the whole time.

But in all seriousness, we're super clean and respectful, love being social but can respect boundaries and alone time. An ensuite is ideal, but after growing up with 3 sisters I can manage a shared bathroom. Preferably want to give my current housemate 3-4 weeks notice. Previous experience with Brazilians is optional but encouraged.