Carlton, Melbourne

✨ Roommate Wanted in Carlton – Where Your Socks Won’t Stick to the Floor! ✨

Location: 28 Bouverie Street, Carlton – "So close to UniMelb, you could roll out of bed into your lecture (not recommended)."

🚨 Attention, Floor Appreciators! 🚨
We’ve got brand-new, fancy-pants wooden floors—smooth as butter, squeak-free, and insta-worthy (photos coming soon, but trust us, they’re luxe). No more mystery stains, questionable carpet textures, or that one creaky board that sounds like a horror movie jump scare.

Why You’ll Love It (Because Let’s Be Real, Moving Sucks)
✅ 5-minute walk to UniMelb – More sleep, less regret.
✅ RMIT? A quick tram ride (or a power walk if you skipped leg day).
✅ Trams, shops, cafés, Lygon Street food – Because instant noodles get old.
✅ Your own bedroom + private bathroom – No awkward "who left the hair in the drain?" conversations.

The Apartment (AKA Your New Happy Place)
✨ Modern, clean, and quiet – Unlike your group project members.
✨ Fully furnished – Comes with a queen bed (for you) and a built-in wardrobe (for your questionable fashion choices).
✨ Kitchen with a dishwasher – Because scrubbing plates is so 2010.
✨ In-unit laundry – No more hauling your socks to some sketchy laundromat.
✨ Stupid-fast 1000M NBN – Buffer-free Netflix = life priorities sorted.
✨ New 65-inch TV – Perfect for movie nights or epic PS5 video game sessions.

The Deal (AKA The Fine Print You Actually Need to Read)
💡 Bills: Split like the last slice of pizza – fair and slightly painful.
🔒 Bond: 4 weeks’ rent (because trust is great, but security deposits are better).

About Me (Your Future Roomie)
I’m tidy, respectful, and not a serial killer (verified by my mom). Looking for someone who:
✔️ Cleans up after themselves (or at least pretends to).
✔️ Enjoys peace, quiet, and not setting off the smoke alarm at 3 AM.
🚭 No smoking, no pets – Unless your pet is a rock. Rocks are cool.

Ready to escape your current housing nightmare? Hit me up before someone else claims this urban paradise! 🏡🎓