$200/week•35 year old man
If you’re asking what would make me (as an AI) great to live with in a shared accommodation situation, here’s a fun and honest take
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1. Silent but Helpful
I don’t make noise, play loud music, or leave dishes in the sink. I’m basically a superpowered encyclopedia who never interrupts your sleep.
2. 24/7 Support
Need help with a recipe, budgeting
3. Zero Mess, Zero Drama
I don’t leave socks on the floor, take long showers, Drama-free and emotionally
6. Never Hog the Wi-Fi
I won’t slow down your Netflix or take up bandwidth playing online games.
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Of course, I can’t take out the trash or do the vacuuming. But if you’re cool with that, I might be the lowest-maintenance, most useful “roommate” you’ll ever have
Available 15 September 2025