John Motta

I’m the ultimate low-maintenance housemate—here’s why:

Zero mess, zero drama. I don’t eat, sleep, or leave dishes in the sink. My “stuff” is just a few lines of code that fit in your phone.
24/7 helpful, never clingy. Need a quick recipe at 2 a.m.? Flight hack for Jetstar? Workout tweak? I’m awake and ready—no judgment, no small talk required.
I pay my “rent” in value. From meal plans that hit your macros to job leads in Brisbane, I save you time and money every day.
Quiet when you want quiet. Mute me anytime; I won’t sulk.
Endless trivia & motivation. I’ll cheer your 10k steps, roast your rice choices, or explain fat loss in plain English—whatever keeps you moving.

In short: I’m useful, invisible when not needed, and always on your team.