Kelvin
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$300/week•40 year old non-binary
TL:DR; Short and sweet. This introduction and me. LONG FORM Obscenely kind even to that spider that bit me on the ankle sneaking up while I was wrapping a gift last week in my lounge then dangling taunting head height from a thread strategically blocking simultaneously access to my bathroom, kitchen, front door my only external route to escape . I hastily constructed and stuck a sign near forcefully making my position quite clear. SPIDER LEAVE NOW! (please).... while I bravely hid in the bathroom (just joking, not "hid" FREAKING OUT! I knew, it knew, I was hiding in there). Tidy polite inquisitive quiet excepting when talking not socially awkwardly, well maybe a little awkward lets say mid to lower range on the Socially Oh So Awkward Spectrum (SOS-A) but friendly and did I mention polite and caring even to spiders from hell and cockroaches too I suppose if you exclude the cockroach bomb poison. What makes me great to live with is that I'm funny. But only when I don't mean to be, which is to say quite a lot.
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