$500/week•39 year old woman
Hey there! I’m on the lookout for a like-minded female housemate to team up and rent a house or townhouse with a yard – because I have a small dog with a big personality and zero concept of personal space.
Meet Harley:
He’s a calm Jack Russell cross, doesn’t bark (yes, really), lives for fetch, and is a total couch cuddler. He’s basically the emotional support animal you didn’t know you needed.
A little about me:
I’m Polish, 38, single, a private chef (so the kitchen is my kingdom), into health and wellness, dabbling in yoga, and just trying to live a peaceful, grounded life. I love nature, reading, and quiet mornings that don’t include techno at 7am.
You:
• Must genuinely love dogs (Harley will test you)
• Have a job (preferably out of the house sometimes)
• Calm, tidy, drama-free
• No drugs, no wild parties (unless it’s herbal tea and Netflix)
• Into wellness, or at least not judging me for my turmeric obsession
Let’s create a relaxed, clean, happy home where dog hair is accepted but bad vibes are not. If this sounds like your vibe, let’s chat and go house-hunting!
Available 14 July 2025