$260/week•31 year old woman
Hi, I’m Violet 🌿 31, female.
Available to move anytime after September 5th. Open to stays from 1-12 months.
On DSP (Disability Support Pension) - so rent is consistent and secure. I don’t have access needs or require support - fully independent, just flagging up front. ✅
I’m a “lay it all out on the table upfront” kinda gal - not here to waste my time or yours. I’ve added a tonne of emojis so it’s visually appealing because it’s friggin long, so buckle up 🤣
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I’m looking for a peaceful, emotionally mature home where everyone has their own rhythm, respects space, and connects naturally, not out of obligation.
I’m expressive and warm, love a chat when it flows, but recharge solo and I recharge often 🌝
You’ll usually find me with headphones in, drawing, crafting, doing admin tasks, dancing while I paint or cook or doing yoga. 🧘♀️ I also enjoy organizing and deep-cleaning sprees 💃
Almost always in my room or in the backyard/patio. 😌 Rarely in common spaces, even when I lived alone.
I’m introverted, generally keep to myself because I absolutely looove my solitude - but can still be approached ✅ and I’m joyous and vibrant if the vibe’s vibin’. 🌞🦋🌴
I’m emotionally self-aware, open to honest communication, and ALWAYS prefer clarity over passive tension. ❎ Not into housemate gossip, regular parties, or performative niceness - just mutual respect and laid back, low-effort harmony. 🌼
⚪️ Reliable with rent, bills, and housework - no chasing up, I’m naturally organised. ✔️
⚪️ Live a relaxed, healthy lifestyle (but not strict or judgy of others - am balanced.)
⚪️ Love pets
I don’t have any, but yours will get all the pats and play it asks of me. 🫡
(Just not in my room ❎
craft + pet hair = disaster.)
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⚪️ Minimal kitchen mess from me! ✅ I mostly eat raw or microwave foods, rarely cook, not my thing ❎
⚪️ I don’t drive so need to be walking distance (5–20 mins) from shops and public transport.
⚪️ Respectful Outdoor Smoker (My only vice 💀) I don’t drink or do drugs, and not interested in dating. Most ill have is 1-2 cocktails, otherwise i’m high on life 😌🤣No guests or parties as home is my sanctuary, I socialise out or go to friends places.
I don’t have problem if you have friends/family over but would like to be given a brief heads up if people are staying over if my room is near common areas. ✅
I spend 5–7 days away each month for 🌝cycle🌝 health rest - one less person around during that time ✨ Not every month but most.
🌼 A Few Requirements 🌼
Decent room size: enough space for a yoga mat, king single bed and two desks (art workspace 🙂).
⚪️ Punching Bag Use 🥊
I use a freestanding inflatable one a few times a week to manage my condition (non-negotiable) It makes some sound (10–30 mins max), but I’ll only use it at times that suit the house. Flexible schedule = happy to accommodate shift workers. It lives outside or garage, too loud for in the home. (If you have or want a hanging one - even better.) 🥊
⚪️ Chore System:
I thrive with clear, fair structure. if you have - system already, i’ll happily follow it ✅ If not, I enjoy making charts etc and would love to make one keeping each persons capacity and preferences in mind 👩🎨✨
⚪️ Clear boundaries:
If you’re open and direct with boundaries - and value others’ - we’ll get along great. 👍
❎ If you avoid conflict or feel threatened by boundaries, I probably won’t feel safe enough to relax around you and politely but firmly keep my distance. ❎
🔆I click best with…🔆
▪️Neurodivergent types 🌈
▪️30–60yr old women 👩💼
▪️Creatives 🎹👨🎨💃🎨
▪️Active or Outdoorsy types 🌿
▪️Clean professionals🧑💼👨⚖️👨⚕️👮♂️
▪️Or anyone with their own full/rich inner life who’s not looking for a bestie, just a grounded, kind cohabitant. 🏠
If you’re authentic, grounded, and prefer a home that runs on lightness, humour, cleanliness & plenty of solo time - then I’d love to hear from you. ✅ 🌱
If you made it this far, congrats! You’ve just demonstrated strong reading stamina and above-average attention to detail. Impressive. 🥇🏆
And if nothing else, you now know I own an inflatable punching bag and deep-clean like it’s a sacred ritual. 💀🫧🧽🙏
So thankyou, for attending this 84-hour seminar. 👩🏫
A recovery hotline is available for those experiencing post-monologue fatigue. 📞
Sorry, no refunds ❌
Available 5 September 2025
