Christian
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$500/week•32 year old man
Hi there, my name's Christian - I'm a 32 year old trapped at one of the big 4 consulting firms, please send help, I haven't seen the sun in months. Besides providing both wisdom and laughter I'm also prone to joining in on whatever show you're highly invested in and will predict what happens next, much to your anger (which I will interpret as appreciation and awe). Will ask you to hold me to my word when I say I want to get fit this year, will also ask you to stop reminding me to go to the gym. But in all seriousness, I'm super clean and respectful, love being social but can respect boundaries and alone time, and my girlfriend lives in Brazil so you won't have to worry about random unofficial housemates using the bathroom when you need it most.
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