Lauren
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$250/week•32 year old woman
Hi there! My name is Lauren and I’m looking for my new home! I currently live in the south east suburbs however I’ve recently got a new job in the south west so I’m looking to moving closer! *** current lease doesn’t end until late August so can’t move until late July at the earliest *** About me! 32 female Australian. Originally from Hobart. I work as a dance teacher Quiet. Clean. Respectful. Open to living with anyone! No pets, kids or partner. Looking for a room with own bathroom (ideally but not a deal breaker). I would like to not be the only female in the house. Looking at around $250 per week with bills included (less if not included). Open to looking at granny flats and studios. Also wanting a long term agreement. Feel free to contact me.
Available 21 July 2025
Violet
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$300/week•31 year old woman
Hi, I’m Violet 🌿 31, female. Available to move anytime after June 20th. Open to stays from 3–12 months. On DSP (Disability Support Pension) - so rent is consistent and secure. I don’t have access needs or require support - fully independent, just flagging up front. ✅ I’m a “lay it all out on the table upfront” kinda gal - not here to waste my time or yours. I’ve added a tonne of emojis so it’s visually appealing because it’s friggin long, so buckle up 🤣 ☀️🌿 I’m looking for a peaceful, emotionally mature home where everyone has their own rhythm, respects space, and connects naturally, not out of obligation. I’m expressive and warm, love a chat when it flows, but recharge solo and I recharge often 🌝 You’ll usually find me with headphones in, drawing, crafting, doing admin tasks, meditating or doing yoga. 🧘♀️ Almost always in my room or in the backyard/patio. 😌 Rarely in common spaces, even when I lived alone. I’m introverted, generally keep to myself because I absolutely looove my solitude - but can still be approached ✅ and I’m joyous and vibrant if the vibe’s vibin’. 🌞🦋🌴 I’m emotionally self-aware, open to honest communication, and ALWAYS prefer clarity over passive tension. ❎ Not into housemate gossip, regular parties, or performative niceness - just mutual respect and laid back, low-effort harmony. 🌼 ⚪️ Reliable with rent, bills, and housework - no chasing up, I’m naturally organised. ✔️ ⚪️ Live a relaxed, healthy lifestyle (but not strict or judgy of others - am balanced.) ⚪️ Love pets I don’t have any, but yours will get all the pats and play it asks of me. 🫡 (Just not in my room ❎ craft + pet hair = disaster.) 🐕 🐈🐀🐇 ⚪️ Minimal kitchen mess from me! ✅ I mostly eat raw or microwave foods, rarely cook, not my thing ❎ ⚪️ I don’t drive so need to be walking distance (5–20 mins) from shops and public transport. ⚪️ Respectful Outdoor Smoker (My only vice 💀) I don’t drink or do drugs, and not interested in dating. No guests or parties as home is my sanctuary, I socialise out. I don’t have problem if you have friends/family over but would like to be given a brief heads up if people are staying over if my room is near common areas. ✅ All good with kids being kids 🌿 Just need my space respected when I’m in rest mode - and for you to hold that boundary, as I won’t be stepping into a parenting role. ✅ I spend 5–7 days away each month for 🌝cycle🌝 health rest - one less person around during that time ✨ 🌼 A Few Requirements 🌼 Decent room size: enough space for a yoga mat, double bed, desk, and TV. ⚪️ Punching Bag Use 🥊 I use a freestanding inflatable one a few times a week to manage my condition (non-negotiable) It makes some sound (10–30 mins max), but I’ll only use it at times that suit the house. Flexible schedule = happy to accommodate shift workers. It lives outside or garage, too loud for in the home. (If you have or want a hanging one - even better.) 🥊 ⚪️ Chore System: I thrive with clear, fair structure. If there’s no system yet, I’d actually love to design one. 👩🎨 I have a printer and love making aesthetic charts.📈🖨️✔️ And if you have one already, i’ll happily follow it, as is. ✅ ⚪️ Clear boundaries: If you’re open and direct with boundaries - and value others’ - we’ll get along great. 👍 ❎ If you avoid conflict or feel threatened by boundaries, I probably won’t feel safe enough to relax around you. ❎ 🔆I click best with…🔆 ▪️Neurodivergent types 🌈 ▪️30–60yr old women 👩💼 ▪️Creatives 🎹👨🎨💃🎨 ▪️Active or Outdoorsy types 🌿 ▪️Clean professionals🧑💼👨⚖️👨⚕️👮♂️ ▪️Or anyone with their own full/rich inner life who’s not looking for a bestie, just a grounded, kind cohabitant. 🏠 If you’re authentic, grounded, and prefer a home that runs on lightness, laughter, cleanliness & plenty of solo time - then I’d love to hear from you. ✅ 🌱 If you made it this far, congrats! You’ve just demonstrated strong reading stamina and above-average attention to detail. Impressive. 🥇🏆 And if nothing else, you now know I own an inflatable punching bag and deep-clean like it’s a sacred ritual. 💀🫧🧽🙏 So thankyou, for attending this 84-hour seminar. 👩🏫 A recovery hotline is available for those experiencing post-monologue fatigue. 📞 Sorry, no refunds ❌
Available 20 June 2025
Jamie
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$250/week•59 year old woman
I HAVE 2 INSIDE HUMBLE FRIENDLY MALE DOGS ✨ WE'RE SEEKING LONG TERM LIVING IN A PEACFUL CLEAN ENVIRONMENT ✨ Non Smoker. Non Drinker. Not into AFL Politics or Drugs. I hardly use Utilities. Dont waste water. I'm energy saving conscious. No drama based lifestyle. Positive energy vibes only. Good Karma. Safe Living. I'm clean and tidy. I clean up after myself and my dogs every day. Hands on. Can do attitude. I'm 59 year old pocket rocket with a youthful soul on a site that caters mostly for Students and Backpackers 🤦 59 going on 39 🤪 I'm in no hurry to move but if the right place and person came along I'd give the possibility some consideration. Seeking DTE others Females Aged 40s through 70s Who's wasy going. Hassle Free. Drama Free. Bees Knees house hold 🤗 Good company. Mutual support and giggles along the way. Gay Men welcome 🌈 I still have my wits my mobility my humour and my health 🤗 Would love to form a friendship for adventure outings. Walks. Movies. Gym. Restaurants. Choir Practice. ATM I work afternoon shift 6 evening a week here in Geelong. I'd like to drop 2 days and relax. Find some social outlets. I sleep late. Wake up late. Keep to myself. Cook and clean as I go along. I don't pile up dishes or clothes line. I enjoy singing and daggy dancing Kath n Kim style. I love listening to Elvis as well as all the latest craze. I have varied music interest. When I'm away at work my Dogs retire to the bed room 👍 We like Cats too. My Dogs are smart and friendly. Non aggressive. Non digging. Non barking. Silky Terrier X age 11 and Jack Russell X aged 14. They mean the World to me. 💖 🐶💖
Available 30 June 2025