Laura
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$430/week•39 year old woman
Hi! I’m a positive and reserved person who values a peaceful, tidy living environment. I’m responsible, respectful of personal space, and appreciate open communication in a shared home. Ideally, I’m looking for a self-contained granny flat or 1-bedroom studio, but I’m also open to teaming up or sharing with the right person/people in a welcoming, respectful household. A bit about me: • I keep fit with Pilates 3x a week and regular walks • I love binge-watching TV shows, relaxing with a coffee, and exploring weekend markets • I’m tidy, quiet, and easy to get along with My budget is with bills included, and I’m looking to move in July, though I’m flexible with timing for the right place. If you have something that might suit or want to team up for a share house, I’d love to chat!
Available 1 July 2025
Violet
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$300/week•31 year old woman
Hi, I’m Violet 🌿 31, female. Available to move anytime after June 20th. Open to stays from 3–12 months. On DSP (Disability Support Pension) - so rent is consistent and secure. I don’t have access needs or require support - fully independent, just flagging up front. ✅ I’m a “lay it all out on the table upfront” kinda gal - not here to waste my time or yours. I’ve added a tonne of emojis so it’s visually appealing because it’s friggin long, so buckle up 🤣 ☀️🌿 I’m looking for a peaceful, emotionally mature home where everyone has their own rhythm, respects space, and connects naturally, not out of obligation. I’m expressive and warm, love a chat when it flows, but recharge solo and I recharge often 🌝 You’ll usually find me with headphones in, drawing, crafting, doing admin tasks, meditating or doing yoga. 🧘♀️ Almost always in my room or in the backyard/patio. 😌 Rarely in common spaces, even when I lived alone. I’m introverted, generally keep to myself because I absolutely looove my solitude - but can still be approached ✅ and I’m joyous and vibrant if the vibe’s vibin’. 🌞🦋🌴 I’m emotionally self-aware, open to honest communication, and ALWAYS prefer clarity over passive tension. ❎ Not into housemate gossip, regular parties, or performative niceness - just mutual respect and laid back, low-effort harmony. 🌼 ⚪️ Reliable with rent, bills, and housework - no chasing up, I’m naturally organised. ✔️ ⚪️ Live a relaxed, healthy lifestyle (but not strict or judgy of others - am balanced.) ⚪️ Love pets I don’t have any, but yours will get all the pats and play it asks of me. 🫡 (Just not in my room ❎ craft + pet hair = disaster.) 🐕 🐈🐀🐇 ⚪️ Minimal kitchen mess from me! ✅ I mostly eat raw or microwave foods, rarely cook, not my thing ❎ ⚪️ I don’t drive so need to be walking distance (5–20 mins) from shops and public transport. ⚪️ Respectful Outdoor Smoker (My only vice 💀) I don’t drink or do drugs, and not interested in dating. No guests or parties as home is my sanctuary, I socialise out. I don’t have problem if you have friends/family over but would like to be given a brief heads up if people are staying over if my room is near common areas. ✅ All good with kids being kids 🌿 Just need my space respected when I’m in rest mode - and for you to hold that boundary, as I won’t be stepping into a parenting role. ✅ I spend 5–7 days away each month for 🌝cycle🌝 health rest - one less person around during that time ✨ 🌼 A Few Requirements 🌼 Decent room size: enough space for a yoga mat, double bed, desk, and TV. ⚪️ Punching Bag Use 🥊 I use a freestanding inflatable one a few times a week to manage my condition (non-negotiable) It makes some sound (10–30 mins max), but I’ll only use it at times that suit the house. Flexible schedule = happy to accommodate shift workers. It lives outside or garage, too loud for in the home. (If you have or want a hanging one - even better.) 🥊 ⚪️ Chore System: I thrive with clear, fair structure. If there’s no system yet, I’d actually love to design one. 👩🎨 I have a printer and love making aesthetic charts.📈🖨️✔️ And if you have one already, i’ll happily follow it, as is. ✅ ⚪️ Clear boundaries: If you’re open and direct with boundaries - and value others’ - we’ll get along great. 👍 ❎ If you avoid conflict or feel threatened by boundaries, I probably won’t feel safe enough to relax around you. ❎ 🔆I click best with…🔆 ▪️Neurodivergent types 🌈 ▪️30–60yr old women 👩💼 ▪️Creatives 🎹👨🎨💃🎨 ▪️Active or Outdoorsy types 🌿 ▪️Clean professionals🧑💼👨⚖️👨⚕️👮♂️ ▪️Or anyone with their own full/rich inner life who’s not looking for a bestie, just a grounded, kind cohabitant. 🏠 If you’re authentic, grounded, and prefer a home that runs on lightness, laughter, cleanliness & plenty of solo time - then I’d love to hear from you. ✅ 🌱 If you made it this far, congrats! You’ve just demonstrated strong reading stamina and above-average attention to detail. Impressive. 🥇🏆 And if nothing else, you now know I own an inflatable punching bag and deep-clean like it’s a sacred ritual. 💀🫧🧽🙏 So thankyou, for attending this 84-hour seminar. 👩🏫 A recovery hotline is available for those experiencing post-monologue fatigue. 📞 Sorry, no refunds ❌
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Jack
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$450/week•29 year old man
Looking for a housemate or two to apply for properties SE of Melbourne city, anywhere from Brighton down to the Mornington peninsula. Also open to move around the Phillip island area. I’m a 29 year old who works as an environmental officer and ecologist with an energetic dog who has travelled everywhere with me. She loves people so looking for housemates who can reciprocate the love with her! I have all my own furniture to furnish the entire house (besides your rooms but do have a king single mattress and frame if needed) including a washing machine, fridge, etc. Enjoy sharing space with like minded humans, love being out in nature and being in touch with the natural world. Enjoy some social nights when it works for everyone, getting together to enjoy our space :) Ideally moving from Gold Coast to Vic in July.
Available 21 July 2025